Total Medals Earned: 5 (From 3 different games.) Total Medal Score: 25 Points
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/230 points)
You got your first critical hit! that's so cool!
Damn dude, that's rough
You gaved old man sal 100 bucks! That's... kinda nice
Man, you are one bad boyfriend
WeLp, ThErE gOeS mY hEaRiNg AiD
AAAA I CAN SEE THE LIGHT (literally)
Boi, how the heck did you even get this
Bruh
Man those pits sure are deadly amr?
Damn i'm impressed you've beaten THAT difficulty
GAWD DAMN, I'M SPEECHLESS
Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/390 points)
You made Pico, congrats!
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/330 points)
Press the scam button
Listen to a voicemail
Lose the game
Take candy from a baby
Win a cockfight
Buy a dancing frog
Change your desktop background
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Unlock hidden files